the itsy bitsy spider by tri-edge-kite, literature
Literature
the itsy bitsy spider
the itsy bitsy spider
caught a mouse in it's web
the itsy bitsy spider
bit off the mouse's head
it sucked out all the blood
and threw the corpse away
then the itsy bitsy spider
is off to hunt again
my bathroom experience by tri-edge-kite, literature
Literature
my bathroom experience
here i sit, broken hearted,
tried to shit but only farted.
then i thought i'd take a chance,
tried to fart and shit my pants.
here i sit, on the pooper,
giving birth to a PA trooper.
here i sit, deep in thought,
having a headache on the pot.
here i sit thinking of you,
looking out the window,
enjoying the view.
Our football team sucks so bad,
they play worse than my limbless dad.
Our football team blows so hard,
they beat the marching band yard by yard.
Our football team's record is 0-10,
that's a good season says my pen.
Our football team, they really suck,
lying around the field, facedown in the muck.
Our football team taken out one by one,
you think i'm lieing? you'd better believe this son!
Our football team scores, once a game,
or not at all, all the same.
Our football team, the worst around,
they go home, defeated, without a sound.